Pinched nipples...

topic posted Mon, July 30, 2007 - 6:50 PM by  offlineSwirlJames
I was recently in drunken discussion involving the hazards of exposed nipples (male, female and to be determined)....

Group discussion subject:
Potential hazards involving exposed nipples...
- Pinch points, unguarded equipment, slip and fall accidents, etc....

Possible control measures
- Nipple shields...Steel toed nipples....nipple operating procedures....

Anecdotal stories involving nipple exposure and nipple accidents are also encouraged.
posted by:
SwirlJames
Canada
  • Re: Pinched nipples...

    Wed, August 1, 2007 - 12:46 AM
    Sunburn.

    Guys are used to having their shirts off in the sun, but grrrls (at least in my generation) usually don't. So a bad time to start trying topless is in the desert, even though the isolation makes it _seem_ safe.

    Sunburn.

    My first wife, a red-headed Doris Day clone, in 1962, not far from Black Rock, actually.
    • Re: Pinched nipples...

      Thu, August 2, 2007 - 9:38 AM
      Geez, this could be a very serious concern!

      I'll make up a brochure to be posted at all of the first aid stations, drawing attention to the extent of the problem.

      Anyone want to volunteer to be a nipple sunscreen application technician?
      • Re: Pinched nipples...

        Thu, August 2, 2007 - 5:27 PM
        Arrived at Fuente Thursday night, amateur night. Carla and bb were already fucked up. Proceeded to get into costume. As i was undressing Carla proceeded to bite my nipples, HARD! To counter act such agressions, I applied pasties. it helped but I found myself attacked from the rear as I was wearing a micro-mini with no underoos. What'cha gonna do?
  • Re: Pinched nipples...

    Wed, August 1, 2007 - 9:00 PM
    paperboy. 11? 12? collection day. House with yappy dogs. Pekinese. Mrs. T opened the door to pay me. Dog jumps. claws rip shirt, rake across nipple. Blood gushes. anguished howl from me. Home on bike. Fast. White t-shirt no longer white! When healing, curious sensation in nipple. Hmm. but it's still a funny shape now...
    • Re: Pinched nipples...

      Sun, August 5, 2007 - 7:15 PM
      Bizarre, sleep deprived conversation turned to the hazards of toe-nipple play and the concept of... athlete's titty and how such an affliction might be treated. The worst/funniest suggestion was to place the infected nipple in a shotglass of urine. That was one of the stranges conversations ever.
      • Re: Pinched nipples...

        Sun, August 5, 2007 - 9:16 PM
        I'll have what she was drinking....

        I would think that the urine/shotglass treatment would be a good preventitive measure for nipple pirhanas though...

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