I just couldn't get one of my favorite memories out of my head.
A few years ago, on Holloween, I was wearing a fuzzy hat with cat ears, and a good sized beard. I had been breathing fire for some time, and I forgot to mop the dripping fuel from my beard, well, the inevitable occured, I didn't aerosol perfect one time, and all the sudden, my whole head is on fire!
My hat was enflamed, my beard got a free trim, and I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've had your head envealoped in a ball of fire for a sustained period of time. No damage, but a one cm round blister thanks to the beard taking all the heat, and I had to retire the hat, but wow, what a rush!
A few years ago, on Holloween, I was wearing a fuzzy hat with cat ears, and a good sized beard. I had been breathing fire for some time, and I forgot to mop the dripping fuel from my beard, well, the inevitable occured, I didn't aerosol perfect one time, and all the sudden, my whole head is on fire!
My hat was enflamed, my beard got a free trim, and I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've had your head envealoped in a ball of fire for a sustained period of time. No damage, but a one cm round blister thanks to the beard taking all the heat, and I had to retire the hat, but wow, what a rush!
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Re: Drunken Fire Breathing!
Sun, July 8, 2007 - 3:01 PMSound like a Darwin award contestent... -
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Re: Drunken Fire Breathing!
Mon, July 9, 2007 - 11:49 AMonly a runner up; if you don't die, you can't win the darwin awards. -
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Re: Drunken Fire Breathing!
Tue, July 10, 2007 - 10:41 PMReally?
Can you really not win?
I hope to feel I have truly lived even though I have neglected to set my hair afire... -
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What doesn't kill me...
Wed, July 11, 2007 - 6:12 AMMakes me a bit wiser eh?
For many years following I've been able to breathe fire with a beard - albeit with a consciousness that I should keep track of the dampness.
It came in handy many times. Live and learn right?
Good times.
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