how to get rid of bees

topic posted Sun, July 15, 2007 - 9:53 PM by 
an oldie but goodie ....think we should send these guys an invite?

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  • Re: how to get rid of bees

    Sun, July 15, 2007 - 10:08 PM
    I have to say that whole scenario and line of thinking is awesome.

    Personally I would have collected them in a shop-vac for later use, but the bee incinerator approach is quite effective. The shop-vac would be a greener approach, as the bees could quite easily be dispensed for redistribution or retrobution at the flip of a switch.
  • Re: how to get rid of bees

    Mon, July 16, 2007 - 12:06 AM
    until the 50's or so, general practice for killing bees involved potassium cyanide powder and vinegar to release cyanide gas.
    • Re: how to get rid of bees

      Mon, July 16, 2007 - 6:30 PM
      up until the last ten years or so, the general procedure for leak detection on R-12 refrigerant systems was to use a propane torch. when the flame turned green at a leak, you not only found it, but produced enough phosgene gas to make you ill.
      • Re: how to get rid of bees

        Tue, July 17, 2007 - 3:18 PM
        Sam, Krispy
        I have a hive that won't f@ckin leave me alone. They're burrowing into the structure of the house.
        My first thought was to call someone out to remove it but then I saw this posting and, well...
        • Re: how to get rid of bees

          Tue, July 17, 2007 - 3:28 PM
          Rust, how can you burn them out without torching the surrounding structure?
          Or will you explore the chemical warfare option? Either way, sounds like fun.

          I knew a guy who used cans of spray adhesive to fix the bugs in place and turn them in little monuments/scarecrows. He used to always say, "Life imitates art."
  • Re: how to get rid of bees

    Tue, July 17, 2007 - 6:51 AM
    In defense of the bees, when they swarm they are of little danger to people.The don't have a home to defend and are more interested in finding a new home. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swar...honey_bee)
    • Re: how to get rid of bees

      Tue, July 17, 2007 - 3:55 PM
      When the bees are getting in the house by the dozens per day, then it's a problem.
      Gentle persuasion doesn't help.
      Finding the dead bodies of their (not kidding) 40 comrades on the floor below them doesn't help.
      Somehow their digging through the walls and getting trapped inside. I have no idea where they are getting into the house but I know where the hive is located under the roof.
      Nothing I can do about it except remove the hive.
      I know how important bees are, they're super pollinators and pretty cool dudes once you get to know them.
      • Re: how to get rid of bees

        Tue, July 17, 2007 - 6:22 PM
        On a more humane note - A friend had a problem very similar to yours. She called the local honey store/co-op and asked for the numbers of several local bee keepers. One of them jumped at the chance to pick up a free hive so she got her bee problem solved without spending anything.

        But if a bee keeper can't find a way to get the queen out of your walls, then switch to a destructive tactic and take pictures of the carnage.
        • Re: how to get rid of bees

          Tue, July 17, 2007 - 8:19 PM
          that said, honeybees are almost endangered. There was some bacterial infection that killed about 50% of the north american population over the last two years.
    • Why Bother?

      Fri, July 20, 2007 - 5:36 AM
      I'm with *FD* on this one. I know that this is supposed to be in humor, but the solution found has all the sophistication of our solution in Iraq. The original poster of the pics stated "I'm so proud to be an American". That fits because it seems so typically American. All smoke and destruction - no forethought. Note that the swing set is ruined. Now that goes in a landfill. WTF? Seriously, the bees posed no trouble in the first place. This was another unfounded preemptive strike with lots of pollution along the way.

      Go ahead. Call me a hippie. That's the usual response.
      • Re: Why Bother?

        Fri, July 20, 2007 - 8:21 AM
        Swing sets are recyclable.

        Now that i think about it, so is Iraq.

        How else are we supposed to support our use of copious quantities of flamable liquids without access to mass quantities of crude oil? If swing sets do not get burnt the bees will have no shop vacs to procreate in. Viva la nectar.
      • Re: Why Bother?

        Tue, July 24, 2007 - 1:42 PM
        Dude, this isn't the tribe for things like planning, forethought, and managing consequences . The gentleman in this photo essay can clearly be seen running for his life (safety!) after poking at a swarm and setting gas fires in his backyard. Seems to me that all of the requirements have been met.
        • Re: Why Bother?

          Tue, July 24, 2007 - 1:49 PM
          Point taken. I lost my head there. Still not crazy about the environmental damage, but you are totally right. He was Darwin Award material.
        • Re: Why Bother?

          Tue, July 24, 2007 - 1:57 PM
          oh "planning, forethought and managing consequences" can be first second and fourth here; maybe even third. it's all relative, and depends on how you care to define "safety" sometimes planning can result in huge and entertaining disasters. there are no rules here (except that i will delete your stupid advertisements, i don't care how dangerous you claim your fundraiser might be)

          and yeah, you are a hippy, hippy, and you may be taunted mercilessly, that is the risk you take for being here (on earth not just in this stupid cyber tribe).

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